So, Eric and I are way behind schedule on some of our CHA products. I joked with Lindsay yesterday that we are looking like one of our competitors who shall remain nameless.
Usually at this point, all the products are designed and on their way to the warehouse, the catalog is being printed and the design team is busy making fabulous projects to show you for the release. Well, this time around, one element sheet is still not completed..... however the others got done late last night. The catalog isn't done...... of course, you can't do that until you have all your products made, silly. And, the borders need to be started.
On that note, I was scavenging the web for sayings about families, magic and wonder. While in my search, I came across some funny, although not really appropriate quotes. I thought I'd share, just for the laughs.
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
-- Mark Twain
Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?
-- Roseanne Barr
I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore I am perfect.
-- Author Unknown
I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day.
When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short,
chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.
-- Author Unknown
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
-- Noel Coward
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
-- Rita Rudner
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
-- Rodney Dangerfield
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
-- Author Unknown
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor
Never make the same mistake twice or you'll never get around to all of them.
-- Author Unknown
When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin
line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most
gigantic idiot on earth. So, what the hell, leap!
-- Cynthia Heimel
Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?
-- Carrie Snow
Any my very favorite:
Reason to smile: Every seven minutes of every day someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.
-- Author Unknown
Do you have any great quotes you'd love to see us print? Since we're so late if you give me any input before midnight tonight, it will be considered. ;)
Now, enough of that. I have to get busy. My behind will be glued to my chair all day. No breaks, no distractions, no....... wow, it's nice outside...... Eric..... wanna go for a walk?
PS: We'll announce the winners tomorrow, so if you haven't entered yourself yet, get busy. See yesterday's post for details.